I write this high. Not on synthetically manufactured drugs from a pharmaceutical lab, nor those of dubious origins (most likely cooked up in the kitchen of a trailer somewhere within the backwoods of our great nation). No, I am high on a natural combination of chemicals that I don’t pretend to understand.
Though the exact formula remains unknown to me, I am both manufacturer and consumer. Oh the human body is a wondrous thing.
Before I began to write this post, I took pause. The subject is taboo. I have children old enough to read…well. Did I dare? I asked my husband, “…should I?” His response? “Write what you want.” Of course, I knew his answer before he gave it, which is most probably why I asked.
So here it is.
Women of the world rejoice! For there is an orgasm so magnificent it will bring tears of joy and release to your eyes. What’s more? You’ll lose a pound of water weight in the process. Our mothers didn’t share this information with us, as a result of fear, shame or ignorance. Honestly, I’m not sure why this specific orgasm is such a closely guarded secret among women. Probably, as a result of the same taboo that made me consider not writing this post at all.
Most men, doctors even, did not believe such a female orgasm existed. Pornography changed all that. The elusive female ejaculatory orgasm caught on tape. Boom! Bigfoot exists.
This article gives some technical info. I would like to add that trust in your partner and the ability to relax are key. It will feel as though you’re going to urinate, I alluded to this sensation in my book. You won’t.
Sadly, my long unanswered question remains so. Where does all that water come from? This article gives a bit more detail on the chemical makeup of the liquid itself but still does not say, definitively, where it comes from. Just as an aside, I find it hilarious that the author scoffs at the idea of a woman producing liters, and believes the quantity of ejaculate is equivalent to half a cupful, (because a female colleague said so). The doctor / man, has clearly never witnessed the event himself. The quantity of ejaculate is different each and every time, and liters are not completely out of the question.
Sisters, I leave you with a bit of housekeeping advice, from one woman to another…you will RUIN your mattress if precautionary measures are not taken in advance. You’ll thank me later.
S
I always thought the porn movies were faked- now I am just more curious-
Some may be, I don’t know. It’s definitely a real thing though. I’ve been rhyming unintentionally all day. The g-spot is straight in, up, and under. Turn your hand upside down and point your fingers at your belly. Now curve your fingers back toward your palm. If one or a few of those fingers were inside of you, then curved back in the way I described, KatManUSA, would be touching your g-spot. Now, if he were to move said finger/s back and forth as though he were beckoning you to come here, all the better. If he were able to push down gently with his other hand on the soft spot just above your pubic bone, while doing the come hither motion, I hope you took my advice regarding the linens. oxo